Goosebumps/Transcript

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Jon: Alright, just one more candy corn and this masterpiece will finally be complete.

Jon: Sometimes, I have to reason with myself that I'm not that good, that I know, deep down... that I am that good.

Jacques: Jon, can you feel it? Magic is in the air. I'm going back in.

Jon: You bet I can feel it, Jacques, and you know what? It's wasted in here. I'm gonna go share this with the world.

Jon: Hey everyone! Isn't it just a beautiful feeling?

Cab Driver: GET OUT OF THE WAY ASSHOLE!

Jon: Jesus!

Jon: Alright, well, while the outside world may not be so keen on enjoying the spirit of the season, I can always enjoy Halloween from my own living room, and hey, even better with the company of a tight and feathered friend.

Jacques: You can count me in.

Jon: Okay. One.

Jacques: What even?

Jon: I counted you in?

Jacques: Go to fucking hell.

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