JonTron's StarCade - Official Trailer/Transcript

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(An orchestral choir piece plays in the background) Darth Vader: Well met, Commander Tron. I must commend you for your valiant efforts against the rebellion; the Empire is most impressed, even in your untrained state. Jon: I don't know who was in charge of this... (stares directly at camera) but that person was a genius.

[Suddenly, an 8-bit rendition of John Williams' Star Wars theme begins to play, with a "JonTron's StarCade" title card and an animated Millennium Falcon]

(Clips of various Star Wars games)

Jon: Whoa, you see those moves!? (realizing) Oh no, it's real! (dodges lazer beams) Ahh! Voiceover: Nice shot.

(Jon engages Warp speed)

Jon: Warp! Female character: How are you just so goddamn handsome!? OMG It's Star Wars guy: Oh my God! It's Star Wars.

[COMING SOON MAY 9]

(Fade to black, before a cut to Jon)

Jon: Oh, is everybod- is that the end? Nothing more you wanna add there? Okay.