Titenic: The JonSong (Ft. Schmoyoho)

Titenic: The JonSong is a song made by the team of Schmoyoho. The lyrics are comprised mainly from the script of the Titenic episode, and the chorus comes from JonTron's StarCade - Episode 1 - Atari Games. On top of that, some of the footage shown derive from Bootleg Pokemon Games and Japanese Shoot 'Em Ups along with footage Takeshi's Challenge, Hercules Games, Nightshade and Conan the Barbarian all being seen during the final chorus.

The song itself is available on iTunes.

Prelude
(spoken) Ti-Ti Ti-Ti Ti Ti

Ti-Ti-Ti-Ti-Titenic, Ti Ti-Ti-Titenic

Ti-Ti-Ti-Ti-The bougiest of Beat-em-ups! (of Beat-em-ups!)

Ti-Ti-Ti-Ti-Titenic, Ti Ti-Ti-Titenic!

This is definitely accurate to the movie...remember?

Chorus
You could've called this game,

Bird vs Camel!

And no one would have argued with you

Hoo - hoo

You could've called this game

Bird vs Camel

And no one would have argued with you

Hoo - hoo

Verse 1
Someone out there decided,

To make this game

That's like making a game,

About Pompeii

There is a noble American girl

Rose, she tried to get away

From her arranged married,

Oh-ho hey!

At the same time,

She met Jack

Tap A quickly, to not die as fast

He lighted on her life

He lighted on a couple of her other things, too!

They were also fall in love with each other

Hoo-hoo-hoo!

Chorus
You could've called this game

Bird vs Camel

And no one would have argued with you

Hoo - hoo

You could've called this game

Bird vs Camel

And no one would have argued with you

Hoo-hoo!

Verse 2
Cobras! Rats! Chefs! and Bats!

1910 times were weird!

Jack! We gotta keep our cool here!

Can't forget the flying eggplant

Tensions were high,

With this Herman Munster guy

Chorus
You could've called this game

Bird vs Camel

And no one would have argued with you

Hoo - hoo

You could've called this game

Bird vs Camel

And no one would have argued with you (no one would have argued with you)

Hoo - hoo

Cobras! Rats! Chefs! and Bats!

Titititi Titenic Tititi Titenic (Cobras! Rats! Chefs! and Bats!)

You could've called this game

Flying Eggplant

And no one would have argued with you (Titititi Titenic Tititi Titenic)

Titititi Titenic Tititi Titenic

The bougiest of beat-em-ups!

Titititi Titenic Tititi Titenic

Definitely accurate to the movie

Titititi Titenic Tititi Titenic

1910 times were weird!

Titititi Titenic Tititi Titenic

You could've called this game

Bird vs Camel

Called this game c-c-Cobras! and Bats!

You could've called this game

You could've called this game

You could've called this (called this)

Called called called this

You could've called this game

Bird vs Camel

And no one would have argued with you

Hoo - hoo

You could've called this game

Bird vs Camel

And no one would have argued with you

Hoo - hoo

Lyrics analysis
Note: Lyrics shown in normal font are from Titenic. Bold font is from StarCade. The 'Hoo-hoo' sections do not derive from any episode, and are shown in italic.

For the scenes, normal font is from Titenic, other episodes are listed in the third row, and their description is in italic. Scenes from no episodes are in brackets

Trivia

 * Both episodes where the lyrics originated from were episodes about video games based off of movies.