Flex Tape II: The Flexening/Transcript

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Flex Glue
Jon: Wait a minute, Flex Glue? Hold on a second...

[A clip from Waterproofing My Life With FLEX TAPE is played, with Jon warning his viewers to not use a chainsaw on a bucket.]

Jon: '''Phil has gone too far! He has sniffed too much Flex Glue, and now all he can see is Martians!'''

Phil: AHAHAHA! NOW, THAT"S A LOT OF DAMAGE!

[Cuts to the upload dates of two videos, Waterproofing My Life With FLEX TAPE, released on September 30th, 2017, and FLEX GLUE® Commercial - From the Makers of Flex Seal®, released in January 3rd, 2018, cuts back to Jon.]

Jon: Now, I'm not saying you owe me royalties for this clearly amazing idea that I came up with that you stole from me, I'm just saying, you know, maybe there should be a check in the mail the first of every month. Yeah, I guess that's royalties is what I'm asking for.

Jon: You've just made an absolute mess of things. You know, we wouldn't need Flex Seal if you wouldn't keep breaking shit!

Flex Tape Clear
Jon: I'll take your entire stock!