Mighty Maxed Out/Transcript



Jon (VO): Mighty Max, yeah! I used to love this show when I was a kid. I loved it! All the uh... that kid, and uh.. tha- that guy's name is Norman, right? Uh... O-Okay, I don't remember anything about this show, all I remember is that I used to love it. I guess I just watched it because it was right there in front of me. I had that whole '90s thing goin' on.

Max: Once again, Maxie shreds an automotive obstacle course with a greatness to the East, thank you very much!

Jon (Vo) What the FUCK... is goin' on here?! That's fine. I don't care. Like seriously, listen to the music here, it's too painful to listen.

Jon: They sure went all out on that soundtrack, woof!

Jon (VO): Apparently, Mighty Max is made to promote the line of Mighty Max toys that were kind of like a... I don't know, guy's version of Polly Pockets?

Jon: Actually... nah, this is all coming back to me. I remember those!

Jon (VO): Who knew this show was just to promote some meaningless toys?

Jon: But they didn't stop there... They did not stop there... They had to go one.. step further. This game, it's uh... It's somethin'. Wanna see what I mean? Let's go.

Jon (VO): So once you start the game, you're able to choose from freakin' Betty Boop, a girl with a mollusk on her head, and Mighty Max himself. He must use a lot of hairspray, am I right?

Jon (VO): Oh no, Mighty Max has been decapitated! Oh, no, wait, his head's just there. Oh, and I guess this here's what we're gonna be up against. Uh, rock golems, penguins, fire... uh... um? A- a bat? T-Toaster? What?

(Can someone continue this?)