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Jon: Good tidings, good people! Before we raise the curtain on the amazing video that we've got in store today, I'd just like to thank today's sponsor: Lords Mobile!

(SPONSOR SHIT UNFINISHED)

Jon: And now, onto our feature presentation.

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Jon: I've got a riddle for you: What do you get if take the director of world-renowned horror film "The Exorcist",

(Cut to a clip of Willaim Friedkin, the director in question, getting interviewed.)

A team of Ivy League and internationally recognized physicians,

(Cut to another clip of physicians in a meeting with arrow labelled [Doctor Squad] above them)

And, a once in a lifetime chance to document a real-life exorcism, greenlit by the literal Vatican?

(A picture of the Vatican is shown.)

(Cut to Jon; Beat)

Jon: (In a somber tone): Seriously. What do you get from that? *chuckles*