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Jon: Good tidings, good people! Before we raise the curtain on the amazing video that we've got in store today, I'd just like to thank today's sponsor: Lords Mobile!
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Jon: And now, onto our feature presentation.
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Jon: I've got a riddle for you: What do you get if take the director of world-renowned horror film "The Exorcist",
(Cut to a clip of Willaim Friedkin, the director in question, getting interviewed.)
A team of Ivy League and internationally recognized physicians,
(Cut to another clip of physicians in a meeting with arrow labelled [Doctor Squad] above them)
And, a once in a lifetime chance to document a real-life exorcism, greenlit by the literal Vatican?
(A picture of the Vatican is shown.)
(Cut to Jon; Beat)
Jon: (In a somber tone): Seriously. What do you get from that? *chuckles*